Our new End User License Agreement?

End user license agreements are a waste of time. People never hardly ever read them and they just reflect liability away from each other. We are considering using this simple 2 line End User License Agreement:

 

Lightning Tools will be nice and helpful to you as a user of Product X, we hope you’ll be nice back to us.

Lightning Tools will never sue you, you can never sue us.

 

What do you think? Certainly a bit more nice and friendly.